I woke up this morning and what happened next will blow your mind. I put on the pot for hot water and something extraordinary happened. Then I went to the bathroom and you just wouldn’t believe what happened there. Back in the kitchen I found something awesome. The water boiled and I will never forget what happened next. Pouring my coffee was like standing atop Mount Everest. I sat down and the coolest things started happening. Exhausted, I went back to bed and what happened next has kept me up for days, mind blown, better world!
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This is all very nice…. where is the rest of the story…
Have you been taking writing cues from Kinsella?
Had been looking at some Facebook memes and it all just rolled out.
Cool !